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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 08:30
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
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share office space ...
Then came..
So they tried
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Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
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Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
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