What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 06:50
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
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“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”